For your reading pleasure, a few short poems about my encounters with random people in the city.
The hippie on the train
Birkenstocks and socks,
Short shorts expose pale white thighs,
Frizzy ponytail.

Woman in a power suit at Starbucks who refuses to take off her sunglasses despite being indoors
“Double shot latte.”
(Obviously self-absorbed)
“Skim milk only please.”
The homeless people on the [...]

I just found a hair that didn’t belong to me in my key lime pie. In such disappointing, waste-of-dessert situations like these, I find it helpful to think on the bright side of things.
At least I got to have a few bites before I found the hair. At least I didn’t eat the hair. At [...]

1. What song they’ll play when I come up to bat when I become a professional baseball player.
Seriously, so many things to work out on this one: classic rock or something trendy? what genre? with vocals or just something with a good beat? And even once I find the right song, I then have [...]

I was listening to Simon and Garfunkel on the way home from work last night. When Mrs. Robinson came on, one of my old childhood questions came flooding back. Namely, if you want to hide something in a hiding place where no one ever goes, why on earth would you put it near the cupcakes? [...]

Happy Easter to my Peeps.