I’m working late tonight and need to print out parts of my projects to get them done. The color copier is “out of consummables.” The black and white had a paper jam. My options are limited because everyone who knows how to fix the copier left at least 3 hours ago.
I don’t [...]

I can’t tell whether my hands are cold or my head is feverish.
Also, budgets never die.  Never.  They are the undead of the financial world, hoping to help the zombie population proliferate by taking you out.  They are ghosts that haunt you forever.    They are vampires that suck your blood.  And there is nothing [...]

Email from me to my mom, earlier this week:
I’m getting my haircut today after work. Want to hear some of my ideas about the whole thing? Yes? Oh good.
Years of experience has shown that the amount of times between haircuts for me is fairly constant, meaning that time has demonstrated that good haircut or bad, [...]

You might be expecting some kind of happy and reflective Christmas post. Except you’re reading my blog, which means you probably know better. You, oh astute reader, are aware that there is no day of my year exempt from ridiculous situations and random stories.
Colorado most certainly had a white Christmas this year, which was [...]

On Friday morning, I fought a parking ticket and won.  I am still so excited every time I think about it that I am going to share.
I was ticketed at the beginning of the month when a meter jammed halfway through paying.  I didn’t have enough change to move the car and pay for the [...]