I was listening to Simon and Garfunkel on the way home from work last night. When Mrs. Robinson came on, one of my old childhood questions came flooding back. Namely, if you want to hide something in a hiding place where no one ever goes, why on earth would you put it near the cupcakes? [...]

Today at work I was eating one of those pieces of chocolate that have the inspirational messages on the foil. Mine said “a fuller life is a sweeter life.” And I had to pause for a moment and wonder if maybe the chocolate company had placed too much faith in my life-filling abilities. [...]

This afternoon my boss told me that I was like Brad Pitt in Ocean’s 11 because every time she saw me today I was eating. We happen to share a cubicle, so I’m guessing she saw me fairly frequently…

Somebody put out a whole shopping bag full of Hershey’s Kisses in the break room sometime on Friday night. I was the only one in the office on Sunday. I think that maybe there’s a slight chance that I ate an excessive amount of Kisses…
A proverb says that the road to hell is [...]

I have entered a rather busy time at work as of late. It turns out that getting everything done for the end of the year makes for a rather stressful November. Lots of long hours and for the first time ever, weekends. That said, I had a rather frustrating afternoon. And [...]