Musing

03Aug08

I just found a hair that didn’t belong to me in my key lime pie. In such disappointing, waste-of-dessert situations like these, I find it helpful to think on the bright side of things.

At least I got to have a few bites before I found the hair. At least I didn’t eat the hair. At least the hair was obviously from a head. And at least I don’t routinely encounter hairs that are not from a head. At least I don’t work as a bikini waxer. Or an obstetrician. Or a janitor at an adult movie theater.

Yep, things are looking up.


5 Responses to “Musing”  

  1. 1 Devin Reams

    For such a positive attitude… you got rid of the pie?

  2. 2 Rachel

    Of all people, I figured you’d understand a distaste for hair…

  3. 3 kristy

    All your positive spins made me go, “Ew! Ew! and EWwww!” So, thanks for that.

  4. 4 Rachel

    glad to help! perspective is a good thing. (:

  5. 5 Question Mark

    that is the second worst thing to find in your food, only thing worse would be like a finger or other body part.

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