I love Christmas music, but does anybody else get just a little creeped out by the song Baby, It’s Cold Outside?  “Hey, what’s in this drink?”  Honestly?  For me, this really evokes more images of date rape more than it ever will of Christmas. I don’t understand why people have chosen to make this [...]

I’ve been working harder than I ever have in my life this past month trying to get ready for the year-end financial statements that have to go out at my job.  Hard like regularly working 12-15 hour days and in on weekends hard, hard like my coworker has spent the night in the car hard, [...]

If I were going to scrutinize criminal activity, I would do my investigation during holidays. Why? Fingerprints.
My theory is that a disproportionate number of thieves are living at home. I also postulate that that those mothers expect to be compensated for the free rent via thoughtful gifts. (”What do you mean [...]

This afternoon my boss told me that I was like Brad Pitt in Ocean’s 11 because every time she saw me today I was eating. We happen to share a cubicle, so I’m guessing she saw me fairly frequently…