“Don’t use words too big for the subject. Don’t say ‘infinitely’ when you mean ‘very’; otherwise you’ll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.”
This is something I’m terrible at. I didn’t realize how much I relied on such phrases such as “this is the best(worst)thing EVER!” and “this [...]

You might be expecting some kind of happy and reflective Christmas post. Except you’re reading my blog, which means you probably know better. You, oh astute reader, are aware that there is no day of my year exempt from ridiculous situations and random stories.
Colorado most certainly had a white Christmas this year, which was [...]

On Friday morning, I fought a parking ticket and won.  I am still so excited every time I think about it that I am going to share.
I was ticketed at the beginning of the month when a meter jammed halfway through paying.  I didn’t have enough change to move the car and pay for the [...]

When I was in kindergarten, my dad took me to go see Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the movie theaters for my birthday.  We went in the afternoon after school and I remember being so excited the whole car ride there because HELLO! the half hour tv shows were the best and how could an [...]

I went to the Jimmy Eat World concert with my younger brother this week. The concert was absolutely wonderful and I can’t say enough about my love for good live music. However, I think that both of us dervied the most sheer entertainment from laughing at the girl in front of us…
The concert [...]