1. I have hit an animal in the head with a baseball bat. It was metal. It was a dog. It was my dog. It was an accident.

Hmmm…that’s the only fact I really want to share right now. So the title should be “fact about me that few people know.” And I guess that would make this more of a confession session than a fact sharing session…

This must be similar to what Catholics feel like when they go to confession. Yep, I just shared my guilt-ridden self with an audience of one. Good job me. I’m off to go pretend I know what saying the rosary means.

But in all seriousness, I’m really sorry, Joey.