Your love of Cheetos no longer needs to get in the way of your day-to-day life.  You sit down for a nice tasty snack, only to have a boss walk in for a word or a phone call to come through. I empathize completely.  Sometimes the situation can be quite the quandry: what to do about those fingers covered in fake-cheese?

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