An un-enthralled Rachel sat
In the analyst room next to Pat.
Wishing to die,
Or maybe to cry.
She lamented, “This blows!”…True that.

I iron clothes approximately twice a year. I hate ironing — my entire goal in life is to use irons as little as possible. Usually if I have something wrinkled, there are three options.
1) I throw it in the dryer on the “wrinkle release” setting.
2) I either pick something else to [...]

Sometimes it really irritates me when people use the phrase, “I heart <fill in the blank>.” There are a plethora of appropriate word choices out there. Why do people insist on using heart? It is not whimisical or cute. It is dumb.
I want you all to go to your windows and [...]

Your love of Cheetos no longer needs to get in the way of your day-to-day life.  You sit down for a nice tasty snack, only to have a boss walk in for a word or a phone call to come through. I empathize completely.  Sometimes the situation can be quite the quandry: what [...]

Tracking my money:
The budgets and graphs abound.
Did I mention I love
That cash register sound?
Automatic updates:
Cash flow tracking to please me.
Oh, I adore you.
Quicken: you make my life easy.