I Don’t Want To Grow Up
04Apr07
Reason #1,000,000,000 Why I’m Not Ready To Graduate In A Month
Instead of being responsible, going to the library, and studying for a rapidly impending quiz, I decided that it was a much better option to walk home from school and have a popsicle.
I feel that anyone who is extrinsically motivated by popsicles is not prepared for the real world. I’m not ready for post-graduation life. I like popsicle life better.
Hey, summer’s coming. Wanna be my nanny instead of getting a grown-up job? Not that I can afford one, but hey, mutual desperation has worked for me in the past.
P.S. Have I mentioned that I think you are hilarious and I LOVE reading your posts? I hope you write forever!!