Yesterday, I went to the Rockies-Braves game. I honestly can’t think of a better way to have spent the afternoon, but my post-game joy was momentarily stopped short by naysayers. A certain someone responded to my baseball excitement by saying, “You can see the game better on tv, and you can watch for [...]

Do you remember when you were a kid and your parents would go on a date and leave you with a babysitter? Despite the fact that both my parents worked, that was always a tramatic experience. Even when they picked babysitters I liked. Why? Because it was hard to imagine that [...]

May 7th might be close to Cinco de Mayo, but in fact it has much more in common with the Day of the Dead. Okay, that’s not entirely true because the Day of the Dead is actually celebrated as a joyous holiday to honor the deceased. There is nothing joyous about May 7th. [...]

Reading between the lines of the job descriptions, coming from someone who has sent out a bazillion resumes in the last few months.

Any time a job takes applicants from any major, they want you to sell something. Stop reading the job description now.
“Some keyboard familiarity a plus” = “Mindless”
Pay range: “depends [...]

Reason #1,000,000,000 Why I’m Not Ready To Graduate In A Month
Instead of being responsible, going to the library, and studying for a rapidly impending quiz, I decided that it was a much better option to walk home from school and have a popsicle.
I feel that anyone who is extrinsically motivated by popsicles is not [...]