REASONS WHY THE BUCKEYES ARE THE MOST
OBNOXIOUS TEAM OF MARCH.
I am willing to take any kind of hit in my bracket just to see this team go down…
 

Occasionally when I interact with people, I worry that I am too harsh when I think that someone is an idiot. And then sometimes I have those moments of epiphany. Those are the times when you look someone in the eye, and you look past the outside facade to the person they [...]

3 Unlikely Scenarios:
Things I Like to Picture Happening During This Year’s NCAA Tournament1. I think that it would be delightful if Winthrop could beat Notre Dame, simply because I think Winthrop sounds like the name of the kid from middle school with thick glasses, a slight lisp, and an irrefutable knowledge of the Dewy [...]

I was getting ready today and I was struck with this realization: I will never be a Victoria’s Secret model. I had just blow dried my hair, and I discovered that even that its peak level of performance, my hair just doesn’t have that requisite runway bounce. If I stay inside and sit [...]

In my quest to becoming the most awesome person ever, it is foreseeable that I might need to hide fragments of my soul in different objects, Harry Potter style. Or maybe there are no reasonable circumstances that would require this. But if you were wondering, here are my five horcruxes.