Have you ever realized that the “sexiest man of the year” is really just another way to say, “the actor who had a hit movie/tv show this year who we think would probably look very good on our cover?” Sexy a proxy for success and popularity. I think living in Hollywood would be [...]

6 (66) reasons why it categorically sucks to share a bathroom
with your 10 year old brother

Aiming issues. Have you ever seen Gung Hu with Michael Keaton? He has a line that goes something along lines of, “Come to the game. We get drunk and then pee for distance.” The boss [...]

Kind of like the “reach out and touch somebody” movement except its a little more appropriate in its alternative implications…
Watch. It’s happy.

I learned how to link to things!

My Social Life, Captured in Haiku Form:
I hang out at home
Watching the Disney Channel
On a Friday night.